that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans
a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue
THANK U 4 THIS
"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Titan aka the Mermaid Moon
plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom
I am attracted to the idea
of your lips
exploring my body
as if it were a map
and you kept getting lost
The Hulk ain’t never lied.
I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo. The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.
Omg, it’s true.
Mom French braided my mohawk. ♥
best moment in television ever
biggest plot twist in television EVER.
"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"
"open books not legs"
"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"
"As always, late with Starbucks"
"modest is hottest"
"I’m not like those girls”