Okay so this is very important


22 minutes ago WITH 24,886 notes VIA tiredhungryhorny (Source: myrattesticle)







the female body is hardcore as fuck. 

Yes it is.

so is the male body

it’s sad to see so many people like this on this website

OP is praising the fact that women hold a fucking infant in their belly the size of a ribcage, get the fuck over yourself for 3.5 seconds.

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The male body is more susceptible to hereditary diseases because of their lack of a second X chromosome. Their testosterone production ages them faster and causes them to die sooner. Their center of gravity is higher because of their tiny little hips and overgrown shoulders, making them easier to topple. Their gonads are placed outside of the body, in a very vulnerable position, because they do not function properly if they get a little bit warmer than usual. They have non-functional nipples, but still enough breast tissue to get cancer.

The male body is not hardcore. The male body is to the female body what a shoddy, unstable mod is to a well-estabilished piece of software. Sit the fuck down. And try to not crush your fragile pathetic outside gonads when you do it.

24 minutes ago WITH 274,908 notes VIA evil-bones-mccoy (Source: deadlyart)


are you ever looking at weird stuff on the internet and ur paranoid its going to end up on facebook somehow because facebook is connected to like everything

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Scumbag Baby Boomer memes are the greatest.

53 minutes ago WITH 26,586 notes VIA unpopulartextpost (Source: alexisafuckinnerd)


just the girly things

  • forcing an earing through a closed piercing
  • taking off tight clothes and rubbing the indents they left on your skin 
  • human sacrifice
  • homemade face masks 
56 minutes ago WITH 447,779 notes VIA chubby-bunnies (Source: kia-kaha-winchesters)



May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

1 hour ago WITH 122,636 notes VIA thefuuuucomics (Source: casualblessings)


i want girls to question their sexuality over me and boys to fear me and animals to love me

10 hours ago WITH 157,156 notes VIA evil-bones-mccoy (Source: plantcreep)




talk about perspective. shit.

Fucking hell.

I remember the first time I saw a map of Africa to scale. My jaw dropped.

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Maude White

I’m. Not. Worthy.


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“Sometimes I remind myself that I almost skipped the party, that I almost went to a different college, that the whim of a minute could have changed everything and everyone. Our lives, so settled, so specific, are built on happenstance.”

Anna Quindlen, Every Last One (via dylinquent)

10 hours ago WITH 107,341 notes VIA queenflorence (Source: wordsthat-speak)



I have this problem where ‘the other day’ for me ranges from yesterday to around 5 years ago

and ‘a friend of mine’ is literally anybody i’ve ever heard of who’s opinion i like

10 hours ago WITH 196,228 notes VIA corporalbutts (Source: kuntsnuggles)