“Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong, it just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.”

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ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

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lotsofdisney:

Cinderella Pencil Test
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patrickthomson:

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

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ewelock:

THE NOISES I AM MAKING

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pmon3y69:

tastefullyoffensive:

Men With Flower Beards [boredpanda]

Previously: Guys With Fancy Female Hairstyles

someone put flowers in my beard pls

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leaveyourkeyinthemailb0x:

"im not a feminist"

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onlyblackgirl:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the most rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

ALWAYS. Middle aged white women are the fucking worst, they think they’re entitled to everything

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come-closer-vasilisa:

nomadic-mantra:

floridian view of the sky & the ocean… i’m swooning

😍 beautiful

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marxvx:

beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

free him

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memeguy-com:

Didnt I say you were grounded

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theblowjobsong:

underthe-corktree:

drop a heart

break a nameeeeeee

[FALL OUT BOY INTENSIFIES]

WERE ALWAYS SLEEPING IN AND WERE SLEEPING FOR THE WRONG TEAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM

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winchesterstakethefandoms:

bisexualzuko:

headcanon excepted

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officialunitedstates:

I went camping when I was 6 and a bear came into my tent and I had never heard anyone snore before but I had read the Sunday comics so I layed down and started saying Z Z Z really loudly because it’s always in caps in the comics.  I was yelling Z so loudly.  It was really loud and the bear cried and it was really loud

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