shouldnt:

that moment when you finally squeeze into those super skinny jeans

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sofriel:

tickatocka:

a kitten trying super hard to fight a ceramic cat statue

THANK U 4 THIS

3 days ago WITH 33,206 notes VIA pricklylegs (Source: tickatocka)

tastefullyoffensive:

"Oh god, make it stop!" [x]

3 days ago WITH 20,737 notes VIA andiapples (Source: tastefullyoffensive)
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slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

3 days ago WITH 57,635 notes VIA all-trial-and-error (Source: slutdust)

featherandarrow:

Titan aka the Mermaid Moon

3 days ago WITH 137,844 notes VIA tiredhungryhorny (Source: featherandarrow)

Claude Monet » Water Lilies 

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thefaultinourunicorns:

plot twist: your teacher accidentally calls you mom

3 days ago WITH 265,373 notes VIA pizza (Source: thefaultinourunicorns)

ryangpoet:

I am attracted to the idea
of your lips
exploring my body
as if it were a map
and you kept getting lost
on purpose.

3 days ago WITH 295,893 notes VIA androgynyishot (Source: ryangpoet)

omgitsbrilliant:

livindavidaloki:

redhjedi:

The Hulk ain’t never lied.

I can’t even express how much respect I have for Mark Ruffalo.  The dude’s on the US terrorism watchlist for fuck’s sake.

Omg, it’s true

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hellray:

Mom French braided my mohawk. ♥

3 days ago WITH 44,569 notes VIA unpopulartextpost (Source: hellray)

best moment in television ever

biggest plot twist in television EVER. 

3 days ago WITH 715,524 notes VIA snowcastlequeen (Source: katiebishop)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

"I don’t wear makeup so I don’t have to waste like an hour in front of the mirror every morning hahahaha"

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"open books not legs"

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"why have tequila shots when you can have tea?"

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"As always, late with Starbucks"

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"modest is hottest"

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"I’m not like those girls”

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